Think About It

The most important ability is availability.

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it! -Richard Bach

A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem. - Albert Einstein

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? - Lee Iacocca

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? - George Carlin

Most of us know how to say nothing, but few of us know when.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Atheism is a non-profit organization. - George Carlin

There is no spoon.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. -Scott Hamilton

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore. - George Carlin

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