Think About It

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Every area of trouble gives out a ray of hope; and the one unchangeable certanity is that nothing is certain or unchangeable. - John F. Kennedy

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

Just 'cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean that the circus has left town. - George Carlin

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that you are constantly making new discoveries.

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. - George Carlin

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she never gives them In some form or other, we pay for her favors; or we go away empty - Amelia Barr

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Charles de Gaulle

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