Think About It

Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you. - Lord Chesterfield

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful - Anton Szandor LaVey

It is better to know some of the questions and all the answers.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

It's not only quiet people who don't say much.

10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be schizo!

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

A harp is a nude piano.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. - George Carlin

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

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