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Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -Mark Twain

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." - Steven Wright

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes. - Richard Nixon, US President

If you really want the world to beat a path to your door, try taking a nap.

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." -- Steven Wright

We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover. - Parish Magazine

Talk is cheap, until you talk to a lawyer.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. - Douglas Adams

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him -Michael, 14 Advice from Kids

Some people know lots more than they tell-- Some don't.

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

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