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It is better to know some of the questions and all the answers.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo
cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of
the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright
There is no spoon.
A mind is a terrible thing to ... er ... hmmmm?
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln
People with patience put up with people they'd rather put down.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt
The easiest way to have your family tree traced is to run for public office.
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. - George Carlin
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. - George Carlin
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. - Dan Quayle
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