#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright
There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it. - George Carlin
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? - George Carlin
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel
This war will not be over by the next commercial break -US spokeperson talking to reporters during the Gulf War
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered. - G. K. Chesterton
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me
and keeps typing. - Steven Wright
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