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OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see. - Edgar Allan Poe

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

People who look for the easy way out seem to have trouble finding an exit.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Time is not an enemy unless you try to kill it.

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