The Internet is a great way to get on the Net. -Bob Dole
Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked. -Lord Chesterfield
We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur. - Dan Quayle
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get
pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it
clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go." -- Steven Wright
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. - Dan Quayle
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Anon
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
No brook is too little to seek the sea.
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle
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