Think About It

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better. - George Carlin

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s - Bill Gates

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. - Thomas Sowell

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend. I didn't bother with him. - George Carlin

All the world's a stage, but most of us are stagehands.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. - Steve Martin

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

People are wonderful one at a time. Each one of them has an entire hologram of the universe somewhere within them. - George Carlin

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A. A. Milne

Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.

Don't just teach your children to read... Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything. - George Carlin

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

43% of all statistics are worthless.

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