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The Internet is a great way to get on the Net. -Bob Dole

Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked. -Lord Chesterfield

We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur. - Dan Quayle

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go." -- Steven Wright

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Anon

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

No brook is too little to seek the sea.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

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