The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas A. Edison
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period.
Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it! -Richard Bach
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they
can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me
what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." - Steven Wright
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's
free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today.
- Steven Wright
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
No brook is too little to seek the sea.
There's never a new fashion but it's old. -Geoffrey Chaucer
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