People with patience put up with people they'd rather put down.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
The loss of life will be irreplaceable. - Dan Quayle
I had amnesia once or twice. - Steven Wright
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas A. Edison
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. - Abraham Lincoln
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
It is better to know some of the questions and all the answers.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? - George Carlin
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
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