An obstacle may be either a stepping stone or a stumbling block.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap
department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know
when to stop unwrapping. - Steven Wright
Marriage is made in heaven--so is thunder and lightning.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A mind is a terrible thing to ... er ... hmmmm?
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful - Anton Szandor LaVey
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
- Steven Wright
Don't just teach your children to read... Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything. - George Carlin
He who receives a benefit should never forget it; he who bestow should never remember it. - Pierre Charron
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt
We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved - Unknown
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net. - Bob Dole
#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare
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