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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing. -- Steven Wright

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

The opposite of war is not peace, It's creation -Unknown

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion. -Robert Chapman

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. -Scott Hamilton

... All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes. - Anon

...I'm sorry, Reality is not in service at this time.

Give me liberty or give me death.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

An obstacle may be either a stepping stone or a stumbling block.

I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wright

There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them. -Emile Chartier

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

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